A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.
From Freya and Lola :)
From Freya and Lola :)
by P_trained December 7, 2019
Get the Alice Kellymug. Is the most amazing girl, she is stunningly beautiful, kind to everyone and nobody can help but envy her.
by kittykat123456789 November 1, 2010
Get the Alice Turnermug. Her eyes often cry - not her, her eyes.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.
Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.
Will get aggressive.
Diceptively ginger.
Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.
Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.
Will get aggressive.
Diceptively ginger.
Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.
by GrandmasterjimjM January 5, 2019
Get the alice colemug. alice is the person we all aspire to be; smart, kind, and deeply, deeply intelligent.
with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.
her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.
people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.
alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.
she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.
whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.
when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.
her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.
people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.
alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.
she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.
whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.
when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
by isupportchelseanotunited November 24, 2021
Get the Alicemug. Alice is a badass fitgirl who ride an old purple bike. She is incredibly good in bed and if you sleep with her you will believe she is flying as an angel (or devil). Every Canadian fight for her but she prefers Baudelaire (saying with a British accent).
by Vivanax November 23, 2021
Get the Alicemug. “Bro have you seen Alice recently she bad asf.” “Ik bro emo but big tits” “ Ik bro she also got a high ass IQ.”
by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022
Get the alicemug. by SamualN October 27, 2020
Get the Alice Numbermug.