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alan aura

Definition, an aura that radiates from an Alan that is too strong to be withheld from in the presence of one
I was writing an exam and the alan aura struck me like a lightning bolt.
by Yerdua June 21, 2023
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Alan

Alan-(noun) Male Name of American origin- individuals who are named Alan, are more likely to be a homosexual bottom, as well as trash at fortnite
"Yo Alan!" Alan-"fuck my ass"
by Real professor June 9, 2019
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mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.
Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan
by DAS24 April 29, 2022
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Alan

A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.

Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
by daddy1x April 22, 2023
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Alan

A sweet and caring man whose only goal in life is to please you. This medium-height Hispanic man with black hair and gorgeous brown eyes and mainly Christian beliefs will hold you closer than anyone else. When you date Alan you're going to marry him. He loves nicknames like Babe and Baby and will call you his princess!
Alan cares about me sooo much!

Alan is adorable! i already bought him a ring!
by hehehehehahahahahaa December 5, 2022
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Alan

Alan is a Scottish man, and my man.

He's the most handsome man in my heart.
Alan loves his woman
by ZJN January 1, 2018
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Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
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