Australian language

An improved but slightly more bootleg version of the english language

American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"

Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"

by Scomo's mum January 26, 2020

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018

Australian Snow Plow

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.

Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!

by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024

Australian kiss

Like a French kiss but down under and outback

Have you ever had a Australian kiss

by Pook831 March 1, 2024

Australian boomarang

When you're jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and hits you in the face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head

I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Australian Leopard Paw

When one man squats over a bowl while another man kneels in front of him gagging to his balls. As the man squatting nearly reaches climax he has to projectile squirt diarrhoea out of his anus into the bowl and simultaneously as he ejaculates the man kneeling has to coat his hand in fecal matter and splatter the excrement on the squatting man’s chest as he takes his balls deep in his throat.

Last night Jeremy’s girlfriend walked in on him and I doing an Australian Leopard Paw.

by Puppington July 12, 2025