The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
Get the Ass-lifemug. Sometimes shortened as "vish-ass," a bulbous, bangin' ass typically packed tightly into sheer pants having the appearance or giving the impression of being under high load or pressure, as if the pulling of a single thread from said pants might cause a fairly significant, immediate discharge or rearrangement of space and matter, possibly resulting in bodily harm to the casual observer.
by Ham T. Sandwich February 26, 2009
Get the vicious assmug. 1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.
I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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by core memory dump December 14, 2012
Get the Ass Flotsammug. A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.
Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.
by CDRTickledick May 28, 2020
Get the Ass Pissmug. when someone purposely consumes food (e.g. dairy products) that will make them have diarrhea or just shit to lose weight.
Friend 1: Why does Gertrude keep drinking milk, isn't she lactose intolerant?
Friend 2: Yeah, but that girl has ass bulimia, she drinks milk which makes her shit so she can lose weight
Friend 1: Too bad it isn't working for her
Friend 2: Yeah, but that girl has ass bulimia, she drinks milk which makes her shit so she can lose weight
Friend 1: Too bad it isn't working for her
by t-pie May 12, 2011
Get the ass bulimiamug. by National free head May 1, 2019
Get the Ass monthmug. 1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.
2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
Get the ass whoopingmug.