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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025
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Plab Towel

To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.
"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"
by godkre666 June 20, 2022
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beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.
Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.
by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016
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Towel Time

To have sex on a towel because she is on her period
Hey sexy, I know you're on your period but that's why it's called towel time
by frenkie December 7, 2024
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Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
by al00f March 19, 2010
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Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.
My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?
by carnyLP July 19, 2022
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Swass Towel

A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.
by not Leora August 21, 2023
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