Phantom Toke

Means to take a toke of a fag, spliff or any other smokable item without said item being lit.

I just had a phantom toke on that joint and it tastes gorgeous. Let's light this mother and get baked.

by Andy Burton December 03, 2008

phantom cock

the throbbing a woman's pussy feels before and after sex

she still feels his cock feeling feeding her

"lol, can you hand me a smoke, hun?

thanks.
i have phantom cock. "
*grins*

by a strange place for jazz May 19, 2016

phantom shit

When one has strived for ages to release a turd, and has felt one has done a big shit, but on inspection there is little or no shite in the pan.

fuck me, i thought id shat a baby but it turned out to be a phantom shit

by Barclay - whos first name is too embarrasing April 29, 2008

Danny Phantom

Someone you're dating that suddenly replies a lot less, maybe says they've just been busy. Not quite ghosting but almost.

"You still with that guy?"

"Idk he's been Danny Phantom lately. I'm not sure if he's just been busy or doesn't want to talk to me."

by Vgna August 06, 2016

phantom friend

You are doing a girl from behind while she is facing a window. You pull out and your friend resumes for you while the girl still thinks its you. You then walk outside, and wave to the girl through the window, therefore telling the girl that it is no longer you fucking her.

Yo bitch you wanna come over and pull the phantom friend on my girl.

by Slick Rick February 16, 2005

Danny Phantom

A Ghost Buster Wannabe.

AKA a Poser.

Dude what are you, a Danny Phantom? Cant even pull a Ghost Buster..

by cockstuff, BakedBoB June 04, 2010

Phantom Shitter

First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
screamer,mad shitter

Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.

by shammerjack October 17, 2007