racism stick

A tactical accusation designed to attack another person by claiming their actions are racist or racially motivated. The attack can be offensive, defensive or purely diversional.
Offensive: Deshon wants a promotion and raise this year and he's ready to whack his white manager with a racism stick if he doesn't get it.

Defensive: Rushanda got busted stealing a computer from her work after several had already dissapeared. She would have lost her job if she hadn't beaten her boss with a racism stick by claiming that she was just "borrowing" it and the only reason he thought she was stealing it was because she's black - that a white person could have "borrowed" it without getting any flak.

Diversional: Kanye was asked by a reporter why he thought Bush didn't care about black people when the New Orleans evacuation plan clearly specified the city and its black mayor were responsible for the evacuation and first response. Fortunately, the reporter was white and Kanye had his racism stick ready. Whack! "You think if this was Provo, Utah that old GW wouldn't be down here personally in a heart-beat with the entire American Army?" Whack! "What kind of fool do you take us for?" Whack! "Calling these poor victims 'looters' for taking jewelry when you know damn well that they've lost everything?" Whack! Whack! Reporter (dazed): "Um, please, let's just talk about your upcoming record now..."
by FigurinOutLife October 20, 2005
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ass stick

"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"
by alisoncatie March 06, 2009
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Giggle Stick

A blunt or joint filled with a combination of weed & DMT
dude lets smoke a giggle stick at the sts9 show
by Le mYtcheee October 23, 2012
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Egg Stick

a drum stick with an egg shaker attached by Sellotape. very addictive and irritating. Created by enter shikari
'Enter Shikari in the low episode 2' contains rob playing the egg stick
by ALICIMO!! February 03, 2010
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stick shifting

v. Receiving or giving a handjob in a car. Not as good as road head but usually much safer.
Guy 1: "So how was that ride back to Becky's house."
Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."
by Spacebullman September 07, 2010
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Nipple Stick

Someone who is an asshole and is as unwanted or unneeded as a stick upon your nipple.
Greg: "Man that guy's a nipple stick."
Steve: "Why What'd he do?"
Greg: "He tried to fight me cuz he thought I was fuckin' his girlfriend."
Steve: "Wow, he is a nipple stick."
by SwagmasterCoconuthead May 27, 2013
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journey stick

Used to explore a cave full of treasure (a pussy). A synonym for penis.
Dude, my journey stick went on an insane excursion last night.
by el sombrero March 30, 2009
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