Ass Penguin

a random idea that comes out of know where.

Steve just pulled a penguin out of his ass. (Ass Penguin)

by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011

feeding the penguins

named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.

Aww man, This time tommorow I'll be feeding the penguins

by Jack Will October 23, 2007

King Penguin

A King Penguin is somebody who is the leader of a group, or usually a person who likes takes charge.

Ross: Nathan, don't you think that Ronson thinks that he's the king penguin?
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.

by MyPseudonym... November 29, 2011

Penguin dick

Penguin dick is the most yummy thing to eat.

"Oh i had some great penguin dick with pengu last night!"
"Oh i can relate~"

by Ima.retarded.fuck?YU April 27, 2021

Penguin Packed

To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.

Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!

by KSAComedy March 20, 2011

Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 13, 2010

Penguin Beak

The sexual act of taping four fingers (excluding the thumb) together and fingering your partner. This is totally orgasmic and is not limited to the vagina.Gay guys can do it too!

Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!

Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?

Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.

by Sir Charles Winifred the 3rd. May 25, 2010