Kevin

A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.

That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.

by madebyfire October 18, 2020

Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019

Kevin

When you tap into your inner melee god and kill with melee and Ripper.

Guy 1: I can't believe I just got Kevin'd
Guy 2: We are definitely going to lose now!!

by Relicta Deicide May 6, 2018

Kevin

Bad

Kevin = Bad

by Ksowkkskaka March 17, 2020

Kevin

Straight up faggot ngl, probably fakes clips and owns a team like esoteric idk him but seems like a big ole faggot

Holy fuck Kevin kys

by BigDilfZach July 28, 2020

Kevin

Usually falls for girls named Katie or Sammy. Most Kevin’s are y’all which makes for great cuddling, will protect his girl at all costs. Probably the worlds greatest boyfriend. Will show up at your house around 3 PM with food at your request. A total dork. Will make you laugh 25/8

Girl1- I want a kevin
Girl2- sorry Kevin and I are already talking

by Patricia Lennon May 31, 2018

Kevin

A being that exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Kevins tend to vary from being extremely fuckboy-ish to being the spazziest little shit you've ever known. A well balanced Kevin can be a very friendly guy with pretty decent looks, he also will always be there to help you out whenever you need it or if you just simply want someone to hang out with. Kevins also tend to have to be asked how they're feeling, otherwise they won't spill until they burst into sadness for a while. Treat your Kevin well.

"Have you seen Kevin?"
"Yeah he's a really weird guy."
"What about other Kevin?"
"Now HE'S super hot."

by Rank #1 Kevin November 17, 2017