Jason Out

Failing to turn up to a gathering with friends in favor an event that seems important to the person, but pointless to everyone else.

Derived from Jason's quest for the Golden Fleece, which seemed important to him, but is really just a long and boring story.

I'm going to Jason Out of going to the strippers tonight as my brother got sweet Jonas Brothers tickets

by qvc August 13, 2009

Jason Dohring

Great actor born in Ohio, and incredibly good looking. Just finished off season 3 of Veronica Mars, as the show was canceled, and is moving on to bigger and better things. Catch him in Moonlight on CBS this fall.

Jason Dohring > You.

by Callie F September 14, 2007

Jason Priestley

Starred as Brandon Walsh in the popular TV series Beverly Hills, 90210. The series lasted for 10 (or so) years, starting in 1990, and was very popular, though it was made fun of by many, including some of its fans.
Jason Priestley is very, VERY attractive, though I think he was at his peak when the show first started. He is into racing fast cars, and has had at least one serious accident doing so.

Jason Priestley is gorgous.

"Donna Martin graduates!" (famous line/moment/event from 90210)

by Rachel aka bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

jason fox

THE coolest kid ever,has a giant dick and loves pc

Who is that kid who always top frags in csgo?

that's Jason Fox

by Why did you leave me May 25, 2016

Jason's dad

A non-exsistant thing

Stacey: that lady has a penis

Joe: oh yeh like Jason's dad

by Jason's dad April 18, 2016

Jason zoet

The act of sticking your own finger in a dog's asshole and giving your self a mustache.

Something is wrong with that guy. He just pulled a Jason zoet on himself!!

by ambully October 5, 2016

Jason Lee

The name of a prodigious actor and former skateboarder who played roles in several awesome Kevin Smith films.
Also was Earl Hickey in "My Name Is Earl."

Made headlines when he named his child "Pilot Inspektor." Also a Scientologist, which means he is probably a douche.

Guy 1: I love Jason Lee! He is a great actor and used to be a siick skateboarder!!!
Guy 2: Dude, he's a scientologist.
Guy 1: I hate Jason Lee.

by -J.L.- February 28, 2010