Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women
by Joshisthehoss December 3, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.
Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan
Is he already with some other girl now?
Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
Is he already with some other girl now?
Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
by golden fire29 August 26, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.by No_game_No_life May 7, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!
Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.dylan is a very sweet guy. he always helps you with your problems and you can tell him anything. he is very accepting. he’s so funny, nice and cute. you can talk to him for hours. it is always great to have a dylan in your life
dylan is
by laylabosley July 1, 2019
Get the dylan mug.A little black midget, has urges to shoot up schools and loves anime aka weeb also known to be a fat fucking faggot and likes eating dogs. His first pash was on his tippy toes
Nick: brooo that fag is such a dylan
Sebastian : watch out he's pulling somthing out of his bag... IT'S A GUN RUUUNNNN HE'S A DYLAN
Sebastian : watch out he's pulling somthing out of his bag... IT'S A GUN RUUUNNNN HE'S A DYLAN
by Lil fag boi666 October 16, 2018
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