Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.

Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

by Ginger Tits October 18, 2013

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Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

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those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

to omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

While I admit to being a disciple of dontopedalogy, I am more suspicious of those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour. I wonder if there is a word for that?

by Gudlife January 12, 2017

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curry smash

When you are stuck in between 2 sweaty Indian men/women.

Last night I got curry smashed and now I smell like spicy disappointment

by Xtack February 26, 2016

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Curry Bike

Uber eats, Menulog, Doordash or any type of takeaway or takeout(American usage) bicycle delivery service. These cycles are usually electric and riden by workers from the subcontinent . Easily identified by square food receptacles attached to their bike or back. In addition they have disregard for road rules and often change lanes randomly and cross the road at pedestrian crossings. Their riding thought to be made worse by their constant checking of their mobile phone which is attached to the handle bars.

Mate ! I was driving down Glenferrie Road and nearly cleaned up two Curry Bikes. One pulled right in front of me the other ran a red light!

by J,may March 29, 2025

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