An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.
"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022
Crack dealer carries a bible
I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money
by I am Keith March 23, 2024
by Crunkcake May 11, 2021
by stan_2019 March 10, 2022
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by BigHS March 10, 2022
Verb or Adjective; Used in college slang: Being assigned so much reading that you feel like you have to read the whole bible or being assigned reading that is not easily understandable
Oh, my professor really bibled me today.
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day
by Wallie913 May 27, 2025