January 18

Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.

You: Hey, can you wax My ass?

Your roommate: sure

You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner

Your roommate: why?

You: it’s January 18

Your roommate: oh that makes sense

by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2021

18 febuary

18 February!

18 February is a day where the most cutest hottest guy is born on he has great humour and is forgiving

Me : hey when's ur birthday

Him: 18 February,why?
Me:oh !no wonder , I.. Think ur cute

18 FEBUARY

by Kkkkkkqiii February 12, 2022

March 18

On march 18 you have to ask you crush out frfr you have to you see this

Oh hey todays March 18 wanna be my gf

by Heÿ March 17, 2022

June 18

The day beautiful and weird people were born

A: Damn bro, she's beautiful and weird at the same time, I wonder how?
B: That's because she was born on June 18

by nyabites March 31, 2022

December 18

It the day to get fucked up make sure you drink and smoke today mamas you deserve it :) !

Fuck it put some bad bunny or Eslabon Armado it’s December 18

by Randombullshiii December 16, 2020

January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 17, 2021

January 18

National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards

Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.

by Frænkie G January 17, 2021