January 18

National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards

Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.

by Frænkie G January 17, 2021

Galaticos 18

A girl who is caring and acts like everyone's big sis. If u met her, then u are the luckiest man/woman.

Galaticos 18 is the best girl

by YOYOSHADOW February 20, 2021

18 months

18 months is what means 5 years in the one direction fandom, because the boys said that they'll be back in 18 months but guess what? They didn't.

"Omg! I'm gonna be 18 in 18 months!"

"You are just 13"

"No, dummy I mean that I'll be 18 in 5 years"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

18 Seconds

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race

It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds

by Lamezoner March 20, 2021

April 18

National Austin Quesenberry should shut the fuck up day. who names their kid quesenberry anyways.

It’s finally april 18th now we can tell austin to stfu

by catsonbars42 April 18, 2021

July 18

Your the cutest funniest shotty.Keep being you.I love you baby.

It’s my birthday
Did you know im cute and funny
July 18 is the best day to be born on

by Blank2.Blank3 December 2, 2021

18 months

proof that one direction left school at an early age. 18 months somehow equals 6 god damn mf years

1d: yeah we’ll definitely be back it’s just a hiatus for about 18 months

me: bitch 18 months my ass

by lou’s5ft9inch December 2, 2021