January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

June 9

National make fun of porn artists day

Nerds draw porn on June 9th

by Boneless soda May 21, 2023

June 9

Nice people where born on this day

Im desperate in need because I was born on june 9 so hehehe

by methisyumyuminmytum November 11, 2019

9 cm

A small dick

Me: my dick is 9 cm
Gf:thats too short

by Sexy_Banana_905 April 24, 2020

9/11

The 9/11 is a sexual activity in which a guy airplanes (sometimes called the superman in other cultures) a girl while the second guy dives in from behind. When they all three fall this is called the 9/11.

Last night Jack was airplaining Jill while I came in from behind. It was kind of unstable and I 9/11 'd it.

by iDouBLETAPo January 21, 2018

person 9

the nerd of the example world

person 1 normal example
person 2 person 1's friend
person 3 neglected guy
person 4 unexistant
person 5 the popular guy of the example world
person 6 the demon of the example word
person 7 person 1's partner
person 8 omega male
person 9 the nerd

person 1 hi person 2 7 8 and 9
person 2 hi person 1 7 8 and 9
person 7 hi person 1
person 8 silence*
person 9 our names added together are 25 added together
person 8 shoots person 9
person 3 sighs
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 I fucking hate you you stupid hallucination

person 4 0-0
person 5 walks in and gets a bullet to the face
person 8 I wanted to be popular so you deserved that
person 6 enters and kills person 8
person 1 2 3 4 7 thanks person 6
person 6 massacres the room

by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021