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Pooh kitten

Kitten: a women that is sooo purrrfect
Ohhhh Pooh kitten ..your everything baby
by Twin1215 April 6, 2018
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Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
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Lava Kitten

A kitten that use discord, That's rare..
And this kitten is smart too..
by absmangdhowsomebodyusedmyname February 13, 2019
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The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*
by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019
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Man Kitten

When a man's pubes have grown so bushy that you no longer can see his dick.
Damn, that man kitten is real fat!
by LuNaTiCxLiFe February 18, 2021
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Sugar kitten

A younger woman who makes more money than her man. Takes care of him. Almost like a sugar mama
He's got a hot "sugar kitten" she buys him everything.
by anonymous April 3, 2021
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