1 inch

Pretty massive ngl

Bob: I have a 1 inch cock. Pretty big right?
Ben: Joe's is bigger

Bob: whos Joe?

by destrierZ May 20, 2022

Nantes 1

A flat in Cardiff Met University synonymous for being the freakiest bunch of mingers on the whole cyncoed campus. Stay away from nantes 1 at all costs as this flat is the greasiest, dirties most uninhabitable slum. The kitchen perfectly imitates a pigsty and stink of the culmination of all of their urine. If you enter that flat, upon leaving get a test for all STIs and burn your clothes as soon as possible. All in all they should've been neutered at birth.

"Have you been in Nantes 1?"
"Yes i have crippling AIDS and I have gained an extra chromosome"

by SkidzInUrMum February 7, 2021

April 1

National host a nerf batttle day

Friend: hey bro
Me: u have nerf gun right?

Friend yeah what is it?

Me: it's april 1!

by ryanjohn@123 December 17, 2021

schedule 1

In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.

Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.

"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"

"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"

"It's gonna be lit.

by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016

1 August

On the first of august is the national holiday of Switzerland, the Swiss National Day.

There will always be lots of Fireworks, Cheesefondue, Chocolate and Rösti wich is a traditional Specialty of Switzerland.

“Hey Peter weisch eigentlich dass morn scho de 1 august esch?”

“Nei rüedi dass mümmer jetzt go fiere!!”

translation:
“did you know that tomorrow is the first august?”

“no fr we gotta celebrate that now!”

by alienworld August 1, 2021

1 = 2

The equation of choice among math paradoxers and recreational mathematicians, who unspokenly derive much satisfaction in exposing students’ fallacious or illogical reasoning that leads to the contradictory result.

Be it due to division by zero or squaring (or square rooting) both sides of an equation, few students wouldn’t want to know why “1 = 2” is logically plausible.

by Fasters May 3, 2022

1 wiper

When you take a shit and you only have to wipe once

I hate wiping after shitting, good thing that was a 1 wiper

by The ether April 25, 2016