Mom

that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life

Her: Hey Mom

Me: Son of a bitch!
Mom: Actually it's daughter of a bitch

by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018

your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)

You: what are you doing later?

me: Your mom

by Fogreynix November 16, 2021

Your Mom

Something I do every night

Your mom:moaning sounds

by Sexiest pornstar January 31, 2019

Yo moms titties

Crack Cocaine

Sernando was smoking yo moms titties

by Sernando January 28, 2021

yur mom

someone i fucked

i fucked yur mom

by your other stepmom October 3, 2022

A single mom

A mom who is without another.

A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS.. ~just a little much~

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021