Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.

Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.

by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021

duffle cat

A person that lays on your lap and keeps you warm. Purring is often heard by the person laying on the lap.

"I want a duffle cat to keep me warm on my long drives to the Viking's games at the Metrodome."

by EquateJersey September 25, 2013

Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.

Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!

by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020

Sam The Cat

A cat meant to live with at least 5 children; minimum 2 dogs and a horse

To qualify for Sam the Cat, you must first have 5 kids.

by Omnipreuneurdort March 11, 2021

Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 23, 2021

Invisible cat

a cat that is invisible

Katie has an invisible cat

by K Marie B January 18, 2021

Cat Cafe

The opposite of a sausage fest. There are more girls than guys at an event.

Brandon: Bro Jake, you gotta come to this party man. It's a Cat Cafe over here.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.

by Handlebar68.9 January 21, 2019