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Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011
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Kid bro effect

by Sheeshypoo October 15, 2022
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IPad kid

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.
by yams a jam July 6, 2022
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Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
by calibus January 28, 2022
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Stray Kids

the most shit kpop group to ever exist

tomorrow x together are the 4th gen leaders
“omg did u hear stray kids' new song?"
“yes i did it gave me ear cancer
by stan loona or i will come 4 u February 17, 2024
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Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019
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boss's kid

A kid that is the son/daughter of the owner of a good sized company or corporation. He or she typically rebels and fights the system. Whether it be protests, careless living, tattoos, drugs, etc.

The also typically use douche bag terms or phrases.
"Good thing you are the boss's kid!! Wink wink ;)"
by pps_reachout March 14, 2014
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