Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

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Saban time

On the island of Saba in the Caribbean people will list an event to start at 11:15 but if you are familiar with Saban time you know it doesn't start until 1:30

Non saban: hey I thought you said the party started at 5

Saban: nah dude on Saba it's different

Non saban: ah , yeah Saban time

by Raccoon thot August 5, 2019

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Peanut butter Jelly time

Peanut butter jelly time is when you cover the vagina with peanut butter and the penis with jelly and have sex. After completion engage in a sixty-nine.

We were all out of bread, so we decided to have peanut butter jelly time.

by The perfect pair November 16, 2019

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Lamar St. Time Bomb

When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.

Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.

A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?

by Organikz October 10, 2009

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