when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police
by anonymous October 7, 2023
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one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
by michael foolsley June 11, 2022
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A Hot Carl consists of shitting on a female's tits and then titty fucking her. If you do it right and have a good fecal consistense, this will result in a crap bridge over her titties. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos wich consists of the same thing but instead of the female partner, a hard surface like a counter is used.
A Hot Carl consists of shitting on a female's tits and then titty fucking her. If you do it right and have a good fecal consistense, this will result in a crap bridge over her titties. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos wich consists of the same thing but instead of the female partner, a hard surface like a counter is used.
- Man this chick has big boobs I would love to do a Hot Carlos on her.
- You mean a Hot Carl right?
- Oh yeah, I'm kind of used to being lonely ...
- You mean a Hot Carl right?
- Oh yeah, I'm kind of used to being lonely ...
by hotcarl4u October 1, 2007
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Get the Hot Pink Fanooter mug.My girlfriend Caitlin has a hot n tot. That thing is a jungle booty; she got that gorilla. In other words, she got a donk.
by Sir Willlie April 22, 2009
Get the hot n tot mug.The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.
Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.
She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........
She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........
by The_Funbags February 25, 2010
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