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Cock Teaser

Cock tease

A woman who reconnects with you after 20 years, tells you of her open marriage, of a threesome she's had, mentions how big you are, suggests meeting up in a foreign country and having fun, copies you in on sex-fantasy texts she exchanges with an ageing rockstar, sends you graphic nude pictures of herself, sends you videos of herself masturbating to orgasm and licking the vibrator. Tells you she loves you. But when you say something sexual back, about desiring her and wanting to kiss and finger her, she tells you she "isn't comfortable with the sex-talk". When you point out the imbalance she tells you "so I don't think we're going to have sex again, and I didn't send you those videos/pics to encourage anything."
Me: She sent me her wank videos but says we'll never fuck.
The universe: What a cock teaser!
by Capybara1 August 22, 2021
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Cock puppet

A term for a sock like vestige that has been ejaculated into and is now soiled, crusty and dripping stale semen.

Could be used as a noun to describe the emotions post coitus with someone or something; or to describe a person who sells themselves or their country out.
Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet, I felt used and dirty; and then he threw me out.

Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet. I loved feeling like his cum-dumpster -Shagged and leaking.

The president is Rupert Murdoch's personal cock puppet. He's been used so much, it's now unhygienic!
by zaprime June 28, 2021
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Cock Cannibal

A woman who lives by the cock and shall die by the cock
My favorite girlfriend is such a cock cannibal, thats why she's my favorite!
by KanadianPaladin September 18, 2022
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diluc's cock

Diluc's cock. The biggest, most humongous cock you'll ever see (it has 16 inches) . Also the most delicious cock in the world
Donna: Omg! I wonder how diluc's cock is!
user @dilucswhitestickytip: Its the most humongous and delicious cock there is, too bad you'll never get to taste it or even see it once in your life.
by dilucswhitestickytip March 12, 2022
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nigga cock

by wocky slush masta March 16, 2021
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Cock wielder

“Let’s have a sausage party fellow cock wielders”
by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 23, 2021
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cock marble

Atmospherically rounded dick she will induced kidney stone which is caused from too much anal sex from felting too much from selecting too much felch. In which situation the cock marble will eventually present itself to your parents and ask them why they've treated you this way fashion as I get stuck in the back of your nose wow you have thank you for your cock marble have a good day.
Not to be confused with cock gazing or cock glazing it would be a cock marble because of the anal.
by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021
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