brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022

brown toledo slipstream

Diarrhea, forcefully ejected into the bowl while the water circles during a flush.

"Check out that turd-twister; it's a real brown Toledo slipstream if I've ever seen one!"

by DevastateHer November 15, 2016

Scott Brown

one who shows up to class in boxers and takes 7 points off for a comma.

it's a bird, no its a plane! oh shit, it's Scott Brown.

by daniellarezzo96 April 23, 2023

browned out

you get so stoned that you lose control of your bowels and shit yourself

dude Jacob got so high last night he browned out everywhere

by sonic the hedge March 7, 2022

Brown mush

A term to sea cube A lump of shit mushed up with a cheesy taste to it. Originates from a shithole in India

You are a brown mush

by Ben Hughes February 26, 2021

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

by Membean Magician March 18, 2022

Brown eagle

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.

Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.

by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024