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Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.
My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.
by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020
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Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
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no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person
Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.
by punanibitch December 24, 2020
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Nut rat

Defined as a squirrel or chipmunk with an affinity for collecting food from a human's hand.

Alternatively, a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman, who will in all instances swallow.
I've got a couple of Nut rats, hanging out in my backyard, they are chill being fed out of my hand.

Alt: Chantal is nasty boi, that bitch a Nut Rat!
by xxXtabarnakXxx November 9, 2020
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Throwing nut

Oh! She's on birth control? You can try throwing nut at her!
by Johnny.smithdeal November 9, 2020
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National Nut Day

by Russian man November 10, 2020
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No Nut November

No Nut November is the hardest confrontation any mortal man can come across during the entire year. It is said that once you succeed by not ejaculating even once during the entire month of November, a male will possess the permanent ability to levitate.

However, this challenge should not be taken lightly, as millions of men all across the world have failed and in some cases have committed suicide by the sheer urge to bust a nut, but not being allowed to.

Stay strong soldiers, well defeat these thots one by one.

Also, onlyfans.com is broke during this month.
Homie: "Yo are you gonna do No Nut November?"
Me: "Ye bro I already deleted my pronhub account."
Homie: "Good luck soldier. And remember no horny thoughts. Be the ultimate anti-simp."
by YsnDaBoss November 10, 2020
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