Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019

Cum lord

Fucking ME

Goddamn that guys such a cum lord I wonder if he wants to have sex with me

by Cum lord69420 July 02, 2022

A-Cum

¹Someone who is obsessive over cum. ²Someone that's a cum.

See that guy over there, he's an a-cum.

I heard he is obessieve over his girlfriend's cum, and can't get enough of her cum.

by Sex.pot February 14, 2021

A-Cum

¹Someone who is obsessive over cum. ²Someone that's known to be a cum.

See that guy over there, I heard he was 'A-Cum'

Rumour has it, I can't get over how much of a-cum he is. He is such a doorknob at times

by Sex.pot February 14, 2021

Nigger cum

Another word for oil and other sticky black substances

Person 1: oh shit that oil tanker just blew up
Person 2. Dont you mean that nigger cum tanker?

by randombullshit99 January 20, 2024

Cum basket

When a group of people (most of the time virgins) group up in a circle while they all hold the same basket in one hand while mastubating in it

“Dude me Kyle, Ross and Dave had a great time cum basketing

by Brosama binladen April 18, 2020

Cum boner

a boner with cum in it

"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy

by baloneybob April 07, 2023