A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023
Get the dirty jackmug. A woman that gets pregnant with no daddy about.
Shorted for sperm jacker. A woman who wants you just for a baby.
Shorted for sperm jacker. A woman who wants you just for a baby.
by Antitate April 1, 2023
Get the Jackmug. Is the type of person to think he's the best, but really he's full of insecurities. Tries to impress girls like Maja with his fake confidence. A good fighter.
by Fruit4ever25 December 4, 2018
Get the Jackmug. 
(v.) to publicly wrap arms around and whisper sweet nothings to a woman while she holds the hand of another man
Sigma Male: “last night out on the town, I tried The Jack on some Asian chick, but someone filmed it so now I’m circulating on BarStool and OldRow”
Alpha Male: “you’re a Simp, but not like the man holding her hand”
Alpha Male: “you’re a Simp, but not like the man holding her hand”
by skybarauburn August 24, 2022
Get the The Jackmug. A fucking legend who does anything, has a massive dick and stays up til dawn high as a kite and drunk as a dead dog.
by Jerrybrady November 23, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by Dog+asian=chow mein October 11, 2020
Get the jack langhornmug.