Iowa lemon fart

During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner

Ex.

Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her

Lisa: she such a skeez

by https//:freestds.edu June 20, 2023

Old Fart

An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.

“Well old fart, you aren’t getting any younger any younger.”

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

Fart shivers

A side effect of when it's super cold outside and you are trying to detox.

The day after Halloween, Mitch got the fart shivers from cutting candy cold turkey.

by Learned Medical Doctor November 1, 2017

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.

ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

Fart

What your dad. does. so you. Lose ur sense of smell

Jeff's dad:farts

Jeff:dies

I farted and it smelt like crap.

by CakeIsYummy December 5, 2019