Executive Shit

When you’re due for a shit whilst getting ready to head off to work but hold on to it instead do it on company time after first showing your face to the boss at work. Also applies for an unnecessarily long dump when working from home whilst scrolling on your phone for up to an hour

Where’s Neil been for the last 45 minutes?
He’s having his morning Executive Shit

by Executive Shitter October 14, 2023

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sneaky shit

when ya take a shit but it's like reeeeaaaal sneaky yknow like no one even hears tha plop sound

sneaky shit.

by sneakyshitguzzler376 October 31, 2021

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absolute shit

People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.

Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2021

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Shit dope

The first recognized Internet Tagger. The world famous shit dope ( not real name ) appears on various internet sites mostly Florida news and tags them “ shit dope “ He has lately garnered a large following. King of the hill, top of the heap, A+1. He is not gay, just saying.

That shit dope that is shit dope it’s all shit dope.

by Sdhoipte June 20, 2021

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Liquid Shit

When something isn in so bad state that it's not even worth picking it from the ground.

Also when something is so bad that is not worth giving it a try.

The lowest of the low. Utter bad quality and even worse than trash.

-"Dude, did you watch the last UFC PPV Card? How was it?"

-"Yeah man, but it was Liquid Shit ... All of the bouts ended in decision"

"If I had to define the economy situation in my country ... I would say Liquid Shit"

by OGTheSavage January 16, 2022

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