Gay David Porn

Gay beastiality porn involving male animals and most often a blonde haired pervert, documented, filmed by and starring David Attenborough or any other males named David with a surname of 7 letters+ and white skin.

Michael the perverted SOB: hey David I went down to the adult movie store the other day then looked in the Gay David porn section and rented your latest "documentary" *winks*, I can't wait to fap to it and hopefully triple myself!

David: Oh!, That's my best movie so far I'm sure you will enjoy it, and the last time I watched it I tripleed myself, So good luck!

Michael the perverted SOB: Thanks XXXX!

by natureenthuesiast December 21, 2010

you're mom gay

This expression is used when you want to offend someone that makes lots of grammatical errors or just use it as a joke.

Person 1: (Makes an offensive statement for the person 2 but with lots of grammatical errors)
Person 2: You're mom gay! (Sarcastically mocks the person 1 and also says that he's gay indirectly)

by chin chin ga daisuki nandayo December 30, 2017

ow gays

To greet your chums at any time of the day.

"Ow Gay"
"Ow Gay"
"Ow gays"

by Kemper October 17, 2003

big gay panda

1.A panda who is male, but it is obvious by his appearence or some other device that he is obviously a raging homosexual.
2. Dave.

"He's a panda. A big gay panda."

by jazz__man September 10, 2006

Blue Moon Gay

A straight guy who desires to have his cock sucked once in a blue moon. Comes from the cliché, "once in a blue moon," which means a very rare event.

Gay #1: So I blew this straight guy yesterday behind the bar
Gay #2: Are you sure he's straight?
Gay #1: Yes; he's married and have kids
Gay #2: Hmm ... must be a blue moon gay

by TheBEEB April 7, 2010

first glance gay

Someone who at first glance you think is gay, and then he fucks some chick

Dude, I thought my best friend was coming on to me, then he fucked my girlfriend. Dammit, I wish he was a fucking real gay instead of one of those first glance gays.

by Patches22 March 6, 2010

gay joe russo

gay joe russo is the first LGBT+ character in the mcu. (marvel cinematic universe). gay joe russo is presented in a way that shows the audience the struggles that gay people have to face in their everyday lives.

person one: man avengers endgame was so good!

person two: dude i know right. gay joe russo is so brave. he really connects with me.

person 3: same man! he is the face of the lgbt community

by peachygheez June 6, 2020