A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.
Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
by Boots April 26, 2004
A mutant baby spawned from butt sex usaully between two hillbilly males.
An unnatural ocurrance where a baby is concieved in the anal cavity of a hillbilly male or female usally occuring in the deep south
An unnatural ocurrance where a baby is concieved in the anal cavity of a hillbilly male or female usally occuring in the deep south
by somedeadguy March 22, 2007
(n): One who drinks beer way before noon, pees with the door open, farts on your leg, then puts a chocolate covered raisen in their butt crack and feeds it to their peers.
Synonyms: loony
Common Misspellings: butt winkle, buttwinkle, butt-winkel, buttwinkel, butt winkel
Synonyms: loony
Common Misspellings: butt winkle, buttwinkle, butt-winkel, buttwinkel, butt winkel
by Finner November 27, 2005
by rokutani May 31, 2007
when your down on her eatin her box and you notice that she missed mowing a few ahole hairs that are kinda long, bite down on those angry mafuckers and yank em out like a dentist pullin a tooth. When she screams or makes any sound in protest, you punch her in the neck and tell her to have a lil pride and keep her starfish and box smooth and hairless or else.
I was lickin this bitch and stairing at her cheerio when low and behold I get jabbed in the eye by an angry butthair she missed, so I did the right thing and gave her an angry butt barber, bit down on those stragglers and yanked em out. When she had the audacity to let out a whimper I punched her in the neck and told her to keep it manicured with some pride
by motoboat August 24, 2010
by bkjones98 June 14, 2006