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Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
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Time-rapist

A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.

The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.
I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist
by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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Gutter-time

When you buy Dunkin Donuts and you sit in a gutter and you have a nice time
Man I need to make some space for my annual gutter-time session
by The Space Jew January 11, 2019
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Peaceful Time

A time when 60 year old people get vagazzled
As in General Hospital, where she’s horny and almost kills her husband— and having a peaceful time
Also remember when Kylie Jenner had a stripper pole
by Goou November 23, 2019
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Bestie Time is the Best Time

Bestie time is the Best Time is a phrase that we use to describe a time when we are gonna be seeing our besties!
by JIMMY JOHN JOE JIM BOP February 28, 2022
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