Cheese Puppet

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.

Geraldo Riviera (left)
Bill O'Reilly (right)

by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005

cheese soup

When a big fat faggot takes a baked potato and slobbers melted cheese all over it until it looks like cheese soup of some sort...

Goddamn slob, WTF do you need all that damn cheese for you goddamn hog.

by Ninjedi February 20, 2005

cheese factor

It's the most important factor in all trig equations.

You first change tangent to cos and multiply that by the sin of 2.45 Most importantly, you divide that by the cheese factor, and you get the answer for how worthless all this math really is.

by South Paw May 8, 2004

cheese factor

1) The progression of day time soaps.
2) Corny actions of seemingly normal human beings

While Bert was watching The Young and The Restless the cheese factor went through the roof.

by Groove May 8, 2004

Floor Cheese

When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.

Wow I dropped my cheese...again.

Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.

by quirkyboy November 11, 2021

Cheese toastie

A secret wank

I’m away for a cheese toastie

by Pussy patrol November 13, 2021

The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021