Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 12, 2023

Brown Smokey's

To take a bong hoot out of the anal cavity.

Did you hear about that chick doing brown smokey's all night?

by -GanjaQueeeeeen December 22, 2010

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

brown shooter

After you jizz in her ass and she bends down to pick up her money off the night stand and blows your load back in your face.

Last night that hooker gave me the warmest brown shooter!

by Airignite October 23, 2017

Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 05, 2018

Bourbon on the Brown

like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine

barkeep ill take another Bourbon on the Brown for these trashy ladies here.

by bantscants August 15, 2017

Kendyl Mae Brown

Kendyl Mae Brown is a incredible girl.She is most likely a hufflepuff and is obsessed with this one person.She loves to FaceTime her friends and when she’s on FaceTime with them she’s crazy.She acts calm in front of new people though. She lives to fidget with things but doesn’t have a lot of fidgets. She crys A LOT and sometimes it’s for no reason. In conclusion shes a really good friend and just a incredible person.

Her crush-Oh there’s Kendyl Mae Brown
Her friend-yeah she talks about you a lot when we’re on FaceTime she also cry’s about you a lot but then I make her feel better by reminding her she’s in the same house as Cedric diggory
Her crush-wow...

by RememberDONTUSEYOURREALNAME January 11, 2021