Red chair

A chair that is the color red

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

red ally

An lgbtqia+ ally who "supports" the community by committing acts of violence against homophobes/transphobes.

A person who physically assaults or attacks homophobes are called a red ally since it seems like they have a lust for blood; red allies are not real allies.

by Bridgez March 20, 2023

Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?

Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025

Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.

Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Red Wings

Tag you earned after performing oral sex on a female while she's on her period / menstruating .

Man, I wanted her so bad that I earned my Red Wings to get it.

by ZXC3233 January 26, 2016

Red and White Can

Can of soup with red and white coloring

Our iconic Red and White Can has been on shelves for more than 120 years—but you may have noticed that things are looking a little different in the soup aisle these days. This past summer, we released a new look for Campbell’s Condensed Soup—contemporizing the beloved brand for the 21 st century

by Wendysfg June 29, 2023

Red Fangdangler

the red nutsack that dangles from a turkey's chin.

Sean: I just have a turkey gobbler in most pictures

M: you don't have a turkey gobbler Sean! But now I feel uncomfortable thinking about the red fangdangler being on your chin!

Sean: wow! I want that to be the new scientific term for turkeys little nutsack chin

M: *goes to urban dictionary*

by Mcrosstitch September 2, 2020