penis

mine is microscopic

"i have a small penis"

by mrstinklyfoot March 10, 2021

Penis

when you are age 1 to 10 the are small when you ages 11 to 12 they start to get big
when they are hard and it feels good to rub it a.k.a masturbating and then semen,cum,or sprem
doing sex woman like to suck it a.k.a blowjob use the hand rub a.k.a handjob or use their feet a.k.a footjob and woman like in their ass or vagina

All men have a penis

by FullerHouseking101 March 12, 2021

Penis

5 year old conservative boy

"You're such a penis"

by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 12, 2021

Penis

A very large thing

Person 1: my penis is very large
Person 2: I don’t care Joe can we just play football

by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together

1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican

by The big Mexican March 13, 2021

vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7

"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"

by kazzysbf March 14, 2021

penis

yours is micro

wwow your penis is so micro!

by anonymous March 15, 2021