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whore lightning

1. When a slight misfortune is brought upon somebody because of your own act of hapless existence.

2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.
1. Per se, if you are emotionally retarded and are unable to maintain a relationship but have somehow attracted a member of the sex that your sexuality pleases, it is an unfortunate situation for them because they can't actually have you, this situation would be:

Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)

2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:

"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"
by Aria Tinkleberry Diddlesbury August 21, 2013
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whore-rangue

verb.
A play on the word *harangue* which means: to lecture (someone) at length in an aggressive and critical manner. A whore-rangue is a hypocritical, jealous hater on all matters which hoes concern themselves with.
"Listening to Alexandra the ThoT * whore-rangue * me about fucking Diana 6 months after she became single, but Alexandra the ThoT fucked Mike when he was still actively dating Zarnush."
by charlotte_240 January 12, 2022
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freebie whore

Someone (late 20s / early 30s) who is down for anything simply because it's free. Such people usually have zero goals or ambitions because they are used to someone else doing everything for them. Their only goal is to keep up the 'wipe-my-ass-for-me' racket for as long as they can.

Usually applies to white, privileged millennials who are very capable of doing things themselves (see 'adulting') but are so used to the silver spoon in their mouth, they'd rather not. They'll let their parents (or friends) make all the plans and arrangements and still bitch that they aren't having a good time if something goes wrong.

Synonym: a moocher.
Antonym: A grown-ass adult who takes 100% responsibility for themselves, especially financially.
No I am not going to your parents' Hamptons house to mooch off them with you for the summer. What do I look like, a freebie whore?

Becky you're 32, don't you think it's time to get your own place instead of being a freebie whore?
by jasminedragon October 29, 2020
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Theatre whore

Someone who has their head in a musical asshope and believe their sole existence is to listen and watch musicals because it makes them a “better person.” All they do is talk about broadway and how musicals are an essential part of one’s life
“Hey, have you seen Robin?”
“Yeah was talking with him a little while ago but got away thankfully”
“Why what happened?”
“He was talking about how he listened to the Hamilton soundtrack all night when it dropped and how he really feels inspired.”
“Wow what a theatre whore!!”
by gyro12891 July 3, 2020
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Swampy Whore

A florida whore who has been standing in the hot, humid sun and reeks of a hard day of work.
Ex. “Damn baby, bring your swampy whore ass self over here. Lemme get a discount for that stench”
by PimpLimpin November 28, 2020
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Big nigga horse whore

A trans woman who is black and is extremely well endowed and is a gigantic whore for that nigga dick!
Jerome- “Damn she a BIG NIGGA HORSE WHORE dude.” Gerald- “I would know. She slobbered on me knob”
by Malk Juice June 12, 2025
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Ugly whore bitch

Someone with stds and no friends. with blonde hair and no lips and a flat butt fucks every dude in louisville and probably has given many people herpes. Ugly ugly ugly big nose bitch
Yo is that aly McBride over there??

Oh yeah that ugly whore bitch? Thats her!
by spittin stra1ght facts July 16, 2022
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