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Divya punani farts

When a lady who's name is Divya queefs in xaviers face in the dojo while fighting and xavier inhales it and becomes paralyzed by the scent and begs for more. Commonly shortened to "DPF"
butterball: how was the divya punani farts xavier?
Xavier: SO good i want your queef too
by penisfart73 January 2, 2025
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cuter than popcorn farts

"Damn girl, your cuter than popcorn farts"
by Playa 😎 July 11, 2017
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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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bo.burnhams.hot.farts._

A user on tiktok who loves Bo Burnham and is really funny
Hey! That’s my friend, bo.burnhams.hot.farts._!
by loveroflemons September 6, 2021
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bo.burnhams.hot.farts._

A funny person on the internet who really likes Bo Burnham
Hey! That’s my friend, bo.burnhams.hot.farts._!
by loveroflemons September 6, 2021
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bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.
That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements
All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts
by anonymous December 14, 2024
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