friends

A show or something you don't have

Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure

Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!

by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022

Friend Zone

Friend Zone-an unbreakable box where you can never EVER escape. When a person says "lets just be friends" and you want to fucking die because you know they like somebody else. You had a chance and you royally fucked it up my dude.

see; heartbroken, forbidden love, lonely nights, etc.

Person 1: Hey, I think we really hit it off and I want to ask you on a date
Person 2 pulls out pepper spray
Person 1 is now stuck in the Friend zone

by go to bed its 3am June 15, 2022

Fake Friend Day

June 18th is the national day to celebrate your fake friends. I know everyone has at least one they can post . Don’t be shy post it. This is also the day you can cut them off without feeling bad ✂️. then you can enjoy the rest of your day fake friend free and pretend you never met them 😘.

I swea this girl been acting so fake lately. I might just have to cut her off on fake friend day .

by Booty eater 9000 June 17, 2022

Friend

A blue sheep from the Dream SMP that was owned by Ghostbur (aka Wilbur Soot).
Ghostbur found Friend nearby Technoblade's house when Technoblade was being taken for execution.
Friend was a white sheep but Ghostbur called blue dye his Blue and he right clicked him and "now he is blue as well" :)

Us: I really miss Ghostbur
Wilbur: Well because he is in limbo he cannot see Friend so he has no one with him
Us: WILBUR WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by itz_galaxynova June 18, 2022

Fake Friend Day

It’s June 20th so post fake friends, get them back for all the fake shit they ever did. Time to celebrate all the trifling ass hoes!

A: Post your fake friends or old fake friends.
B: Why?
A: Because it’s Fake Friend Day!

by BigDiddity June 19, 2022

Best friend

Something Patrick doesn't have.

"HAAAA Patrick you have no friends or Best friends!!!"

by PatrickHater101 June 19, 2022

He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022