Coined in 1951, a brown margaret is a sexual act, where one does not wipe after a bowel movement is given a rimjob.
Person 1: "Oh man, last night was crazy, my mouth still tastes terrible."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."
by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025

After you jizz in her ass and she bends down to pick up her money off the night stand and blows your load back in your face.
by Airignite October 23, 2017

by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025

Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.
* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown
Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown
Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.
by Micklwes June 19, 2008

Lydia Browns are so cool, interesting and funny.
They are so caring and sexy.
But also secretly badass as hell.
They are so caring and sexy.
But also secretly badass as hell.
by BlackMarketMusic90 June 14, 2018

The Brown Kiss is when you finally trust that fart and suddenly feel a little wetness in your underwear.
by SaVaTs January 20, 2023

by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010
