farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

Fart

Smelly gas coming from your butthole

Anna accidentaly farted in the classroom and it was so smelly

by your local freak May 1, 2022

Farts

They're delicious.

"Damn, that's some musical farts!"

by LowBitrateSeizure April 22, 2023

Fart

When your ass relieves a gust of wind from which comes from your poop tubes.

Alex farted so loud it stunk up the whole house and everyone had to evacuate

by Mattroop420 November 24, 2015

Burnt tire fart

AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico

Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

giggle-fart

it’s when you giggle and fart at the same time.

Ben Dover: *giggle-farts*
Anna Bortion: Did you just giggle-fart?

by use my word March 16, 2020

Extremely Wet Fart

You Need To Go To The Toilet When You Unleash This!

Extremely Wet Farts = Bathroom Needed To Resolve

by picklespickleduckducks December 20, 2023