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shit bread

The bread you buy from CVS
Man, I tried to make a sandwich, but all I had was shit bread.
by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012
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Ape Shit

To become overly enraged, to a level bordering on psychosis
Savy Dog would go Ape Shit every time Chimpy sang Queen of Hearts by Dave Edmunds, as he was lining up his tee shot
by MangyDog August 31, 2012
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Vulcanic shit

When you eat spicy food (mainly), and the next day you use the restroom, you get vulcanic shit (feels like molten lava).
I went to the seafood restaurant the other day, and the next day I got Vulcanic shit.

Fckin love spicy food! ♥......but hate fucking flaming diarrhea FML LOOOOOOOL
by DYSK December 17, 2011
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shit casserole

Shit casserole involves making a bowel movement (a.k.a. dropping a douce, docking a sub, taking a shit, etc) into a portable waste receptacle on top of a previously deposited bowel movement, or poop. This process is repeated and mixed with urine (a.k.a) piss, and is left to rot in stagnant heat for days. Served fresh with a side of vomit.

This term can be applied to people who inherit a mix of undesirable qualities.
Fuck man, that dude is a total shit casserole.
by dobopopoopo August 20, 2011
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Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back
Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011
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Whiff-A-Shit

Whiff-A-Shit occurs when you are suddenly over taken by a pungent but, not over-bearing smell of shit or dirty ass.
1. When I bent down to pick the box up off the floor I got a Whiff-A-Shit from the old mans ass.

2. I sat down in the old mans easy chair and got a Whiff-A-Shit.
by Avant Garde November 18, 2011
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shit-ton

An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.
"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"
by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 8, 2011
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