penis warts

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh

yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts

by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019

penis

penis is funny word xd

penis

by ozone2354 August 7, 2020

Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others

Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately

by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022

Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.

That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)

It’s penis hour

by Penis hour November 26, 2023

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name

damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer

by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017