Hot Cheetos ass

When your ass is burning after taking a shut after eating hella hot Cheetos

Bryan:bro I got hot Cheetos ass

Caden:damn how many hot Cheeto bags did you eat

Bryan:5

by Mommy milkers March 31, 2021

Hot Bald Woman

A woman who looks hot bald or her name is Alicia

Alycia is a Hot Bald Woman

by Thisisryno4 April 3, 2021

Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021

Mint Hot Dog

When you keep the cock ring on for too long and your wangus starts to turn green.

Yooo I heard you whacked off a little too long last night and got that Mint Hot Dog!

by HeteroSapien69 May 5, 2021

hot dog cooker

the vagina

one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.

she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,

by michael foolsley June 11, 2022

Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022

Hot dog water

Idaho slang for meth or any dope in general.

You be snortin that hot dog water that's why you acting all crazy.

I smoke some of that hot dog water before I go Drax dems schkoluntz!

by El Lobo 138 September 3, 2022