Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 7, 2023

Red monkey

A female on her period in a sex swing

Let’s try the red monkey tonight when we get home.

by Space Cowboy Gangster of Love December 9, 2023

Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023

monkey

a black slave that is used for making stuffed animals and beating. They were commonly used in the 1900 but had a recall because they were mad or smth.

augh man my monkeys gone
Hey ferda wanna buy my monkey for a couple upper deckys

by zynpopper21430 December 14, 2023

Throat monkey

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.

My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.

by spungladash December 17, 2023

mimi monkey

a gorilla monkey that is very cooll and verh cool and loves to sleep but doens t sleep but very cool

mimi monkey is my friend

by the official cookie boy December 10, 2022

Monkey

When you see one of these cotton pickers tell them about how you fucked their mom last night

"Hey Jamal, you sure are a monkey!"
Jamal:"fuck off albino"

by I♡hotmonkeys December 12, 2022