The act of unloading a massive crap that is so massive and powerful the lining of your anus ripes and stretches like to the point of no return.
Hey Jeff sorry man I just laid a brown bomber in your your guest bathroom and did a DYI work on the walls and sink area .
by DESS NUTS September 1, 2020

by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025

by Mamarods August 15, 2021

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.
by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.
by Sig63 April 8, 2020

by Gastony Rice January 12, 2022
