by Zeph'ron February 12, 2022
White sticky shit that CUMs out of your dick either when you have sex or when you've hit rock bottom in life and masturbation and food are the only things that give your brain dopamine that you use to keep yourself from commiting suicide.
Her: your cum is all over my face😩🥺
Him: yeah what about it, go make me a sandwich bitch
Her: owkay daddy
Him: don't say that shit again or ima shove a glock up your ass and fire it
Him: yeah what about it, go make me a sandwich bitch
Her: owkay daddy
Him: don't say that shit again or ima shove a glock up your ass and fire it
by HP Lovecraft 69 August 22, 2022
when you masturbate to hard
Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn
Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn
by i am only in 3rd grade dont as August 04, 2023
Person 1: Look at this cool slime found in Joshua's room!!
Person 2: That's cum, silly! It's meant to be eaten.
Person 2: That's cum, silly! It's meant to be eaten.
by Cummy sock December 10, 2021
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