Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

Bummy fun time

Bummy fun time is a act of having fun with someone’s bum

Hey Sandra want to do some Bummy fun time and watch sweetcorn falling from trees

by Ronny boggy November 30, 2021

Time travel

when people travel to other places and times

(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)

by TREncryption May 29, 2018

Donnie E. Time

Donnie E. Time is where you tell your wife, fishing buddy, or co-worker that you will be right there cuz your are just around the knorner an two hours later they asking if you still coming around!

Man you being in Donnie E. Time again I ain't got time for that I gotta be to work in 10 mins.

by Jaxsin Ford September 28, 2018

reboot time

The time between blowing a load and the ability to get hard again.

We banged three seperate times that night. His reboot time was great.

by Bus508 April 4, 2022

Awais Time

A unit of measurement used by people named Awais in which 1 minute is equivalent to 4 minutes

Person 1: "The guy said he'll be 5 minutes"
Person 2: "Yeah but we need to use awais time"

by Dofrt November 28, 2021

one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022