Guacamole Neighbor penis

for those wo cant say guacamole N**ga penis

Teacher "Timmy where is your homework?"

Timmy "guacamole neighbor penis"

by I like Guacamole February 5, 2024

penis

the thing that hangs between males legs it’s used for piss and cum

person 1: stop showing me your throbbing penis

person 2: fuck no
person 2: now suck

by Jehne_man May 30, 2023

penis m&m

Penis M&M’s is when a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom

“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”

by yungbludslittlebaby February 28, 2021

Brian's Penis

NATHANS SPUNK

Brian's Penis

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Penis resort

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.

Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."

by Fankfrank April 12, 2013

snapple penis

When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.

That nigga had a Snapple penis.

by YaboiHaxx March 2, 2017

Penis

The reproductive organ of a male.

John: Wow! Look at him! He has a giant Penis

by kcarrot August 22, 2023