ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

ninja penis by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011

Flying penis attack 

Where some guys take a small radio controlled helicopter and put a plastic penis on it or make it look like a penis and then fly it around and/or into some one.
It is sometimes done to someone making a speech that they don't like.
This is sometimes done by those in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement,teen sex movement , pedophile civil rights movement and neohippie movement ect.

Did you see that flying penis attack?

Flying penis attack by Judge dredd7 June 17, 2011

Poopie Penis 

The term poopie penis has the simplest definition you will ever see. It is a penis that has poop on it.

My boyfriend and I were having anal sex. I couldn't control my urge to poop while he had his dick inside me and I ended up pooping on his dick giving him a poopie penis.

Poopie Penis by GoEatYourWater July 29, 2014

Bull Penis 

Boiled Peanuts, a southern delicacy

I am going to head over to the concession stand and get some bull penis.

Bull Penis by dorianhawk February 26, 2015

sister penis 

something that Sekretsu can't find out what it means.

"No, I'm not going to hentai.org to find out what sister penis is."

sister penis by Iking01 March 27, 2015

Small Penis 

A very small penis like Haygen Bakers penis from TCMS

A kid at my school named Haygen Baker ate a small penis last night

Small Penis by That gay guy everyone likes May 10, 2018

Holy turtle penis 

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG

something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

Holy turtle penis by stevewolf May 11, 2012