Penis

i like penis

i ❤️ penis

by I❤️penis July 3, 2021

Penis

This is a long object that you should shove in your-

“Oh he Has a Huge Penis”
“Let’s shove it in our-“

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Penis

A penis is a boys part *main called a pelvis* they use it to pee like woman

girl: moaning
boy:suck my penis baby

by sofialowkey December 27, 2021

Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

Penis

Something you love.

Oh boy I do love that penis.

by Perceptional May 18, 2022

Penis

Uriah’s goes in and not out

Bob:Uriah has a small penis
Uriah:That’s true

by Jooshroom November 8, 2020